Delia VS a real woman.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by eileen, May 31, 2006.

  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Delia's Way
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
    ice cream drips.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake.
    You're probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. :)

    Delia's Way
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
    potatoes.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. :smt023

    Delia's Way
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
    the cake.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. :D

    Delia's Way
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
    potato slice.

    The Real Woman's Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please
    recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
    and I don't care how bad it tastes." :setc_085:

    Delia's Way
    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
    will keep for weeks.

    The Real Woman's Way
    It could keep forever. Who eats it? :shrug:

    Delia's Way
    Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield
    beautiful glossy finish.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg white
    over the crust. :smt018

    Delia's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
    forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces
    of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but who
    gives a toss? :sete_003:

    Delia's Way
    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
    They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Why do I have a man? :rolleyes:

    Delia's Way
    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and
    sauces.

    The Real Woman's Way
    Leftover wine???? HELLO!!!!! :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:
     
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  3. Crazy Orchid Lady

    Crazy Orchid Lady Seedling

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    Eileen, you'll never know how bad I needed to laugh this morning! Thank you!
     
  4. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Now thats funny !!!!!!!!!
     

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