Delia's way.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by eileen, Mar 16, 2008.

  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Delia's Way

    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
    ice-cream drips.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are
    probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

    Delia's Way

    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

    Delia's Way

    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry
    cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

    Delia's Way

    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
    potato slice.

    The Real Woman's Way

    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough!! Please
    recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I
    don't care how bad it tastes.'

    Delia's Way

    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
    keep for weeks

    The Real Woman's Way

    It could keep forever for all I care . Who eats it?

    Delia's Way

    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
    The throbbing will go away.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of
    vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care

    Delia's Way

    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They
    give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Why do I have a man?

    Finally the most important tip......

    Delia's Way

    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

    The Real Woman's Way

    left over wine???? Helllloooo!!!!!!!
     
  2. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D That's cute Eileen!
     
  3. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    That is just to funny Eileen .I think Delia's way is much better :):):)
     
  4. Droopy

    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    :smt041 Love it!
     



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  5. LilyPlanter77351

    LilyPlanter77351 Seedling

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    Too Cute! Left over wine, that's a good one!
     
  6. Palm Tree

    Palm Tree Young Pine

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    Hee hee
    the leftover wine and the headache one is hillarious.
     

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