WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUBBIE: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUBBIE: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUBBIE: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUBBIE: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUBBIE: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUBBIE: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUBBIE: "No, she's left-handed."
