Overheard on an airliner. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Wow is that for real It sounds like the announcer had said the procedure so many times that they wanted to spruce it up a little
