A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."
For your information husbands in Scotland do have speaking parts CK. :-x .... After all they have to ask our permission before they are allowed to do anything and then they have to beg our forgiveness when they get things wrong!!!
Even if it isnt true( I love Eileens explanation and i think that is true of most husbands not just the Scottish he he he) thank you for giving me a laugh today
That is a good one. Thanks for the chuckle for today. You could not say that about the Irish! They can have entirely too much to say as I know very well lol!