Even more stupid warnings!

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

    Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

    Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.

    American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning keep out of children

    Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
    Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

    New Zealand insect spray:
    This product not tested on animals.

    Blanket from taiwan:
    not to be used as protection from a tornado

    Cardboard windshield sun shade:
    Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

    Bottle of shampoo for dogs
    Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

    Curling Iron
    Warning: This product can burn eyes.

    Hair Dryer
    Do not use in shower.

    Hair Dryer
    Do not use while sleeping.

    Hand-held Massaging Device
    Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

    Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
    Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

    A toilet at a public sports facility
    Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

    Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
    Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    Container of Underarm Deodorant.
    Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

    Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
    Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

    Toner cartridge for a laser printer
    Do not eat toner.

    13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
    Not intended for highway use.

    Can of self-defense pepper spray.
    May irritate eyes.

    Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
    Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

    A frisbee
    Warning: May contain small parts.

    A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
    Do not use orally.

    A birthday card for a 1 year old.
    Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

    Heated seat cushion
    Warning: Do not use on eyes.

    Infant's bathtub:
    Do not throw baby out with bath water.

    Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
    Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    "Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use." - What be dat den???? :D :D
     
  4. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
    Do not use orally.

    A tube of toothpaste doesn't last long either :rolleyes:
     
  5. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    A frisbee
    Warning: May contain small parts.

    Huh?
     



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  6. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
    Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
    Ya Think!!! LOL
     
  7. Primsong

    Primsong Young Pine

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    Toner cartridge for a laser printer
    Do not eat toner.


    Say what???

    13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
    Not intended for highway use.


    ...unless you run reeeeeally fast.
     

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