A trooper pursued a car that was going 90 miles an hour for a pretty long way. Finally the driver pulled over, jumped out of the car, and dashed back to the trooper's vehicle. Trooper: "I noticed that you were speeding. What seems to be the problem, Sir?" Man: "Well, Officer . . . you see that woman in the front seat? . . . That's my wife. See that woman in the backseat? She's my mother-in-law, and has been living with us for the last six months." Trooper: "So, what is the problem?" Man: "Well they had a big fight this morning, and are not speaking, . . . and I am trying to get my mother-in-law back home before they make up!"
