First Time!

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  1. Delly

    Delly In Flower

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    A teenaged kid and his girl decide to have sex for the first time. She invites him over for dinner with her family, telling him that they can go out for a soda after and find a secluded place to park On his way over, the guy stops at the pharmacy to pick up condoms. The kindly pharmacist, noticing the perplexed look on the young man's face as he wanders up and down the aisle, goes over to him and strikes up a conversation with him. The kid is very bashful and embarressed as he explains his dilemna. The pharmacist advises him on choosing the right condom, proper way to put it on, etc. Arriving at his girl's home, they sit down to dinner with the family a few minutes later. The boy astonishes the girl by promptly asking if he may say grace. 20 minutes later, he is still praying up a storm. The girl leans over to him and whispers "I had no idea you were so religious". The boy leans over to her and whispers back "And I didn't have a clue that your dad was a pharmacist."
     
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    Jerry Sullivan Garden Experimenter Plants Contributor

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    LOL!! Best laid plans of mice and teenagers!

    Jerry
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :oops: How embarrassing!!
     
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