FROM THE NRA: HOW TO INSTALL THE NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM: '1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls — they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but i t was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' You have now completed installation.
For the last three years my gardening hat has been a cap with the NRA logo and name on it. Sure keeps door to door solicitations to a minimum
