Funny but true!

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
    them against, among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
    and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy
    the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

    The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
    the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued and WON!

    (Stay with me.)

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
    the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
    held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars
    were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
    fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and was
    obligated to pay the claim.

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
    company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
    loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!!!

    ONLY IN AMERICA----NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS !!!
     
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  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :eek: Wow! I guess some people have nothing better to do...
     
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    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    I think it's unbelievable. What a waste of time and money. :D I need some help in the garden...
     

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