Funny Grandkids

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    I'm running a little late in the season for this joke but sort of couldn't resist sending it on..
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    Gotta love those grand-kids .
    I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,
    What day is tomorrow?" .
    Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" .
    She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" .
    I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
    She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
    White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull S**t."

    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
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    Hank
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D :D Out of the mouths of babes ....
     

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