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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Jack says, "You know, I bet he will."
    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
    The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair.
    Here's your money."
    Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
    Jack took the money.....
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha blonde jokes. Apologies to all blondies out there but I sniggered :D
     
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    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    OMG!! :eek: :setf_048: :setc_014: :rofl:
     



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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    :rofl: :setf_016: Now thats funny .I'm really glad I'm not a blonde.Although I do have my blonde days :)
     
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    i love bugs The Weatherman of Craggy Island

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    :D As I said on an earlier post , the first time I met Mrs. Bugs she said to me

    " Sorry you will have to speak slower , I'm a natural blonde "
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    Loved it.
     

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