Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!
Hey! Wait a minute! I'm one of the old goats and I don't do tour buses. We do get many tour buses here though, do to being so close to Yellowstone Park. Most of the bus people are Asian and seem to be families from the elders to the children. As with all people, some are polite and some are rude.
I took the kids to Yellowstone years ago and was truly one of the singular most spectacular places I've ever seen. Would love to come back but NOW I'm probably going to be one of those old goats "busing it"
