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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    In case of a tornado, put some wieners in your pocket. That way the search dogs will find you first.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt023 Great tip Jane. Makes sense to me.
     
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    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    Hahaha. They are rushing to find you MG!

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    Brilliant Jane. Too bad that the wieners only work with tornados, eh?
     



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    And yet more good advice: Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I can think of some that would be really hard to explain.
     
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    Eileen, just don't explain, don't apologize. It keeps folks guessing . . . .
     
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    Whatever… makes your boat float‼️
     
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