Good Chili !

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
    cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
    in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.' Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

    He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
     
  2. jubabe296

    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    Ewwwwww!!! lol ;)
     
  3. redrose

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    Haha . . that's so incredibly disgusting.
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :setf_020: :smt078 :D :D :D
     



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  5. petunia

    petunia Young Pine

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    don't think chili will be on our menu any time soon. I like Eileens discription. :)
     
  6. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Oh My God Capt LOL.Thats awful You are so bad :) yukky.Like petunia I don't think I can ever eat chili again without thinking about that.
     
  7. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    OH YUCK! Chili will never be the same again!
     
  8. Droopy

    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    Things like that makes me glad I'm no fan of chili.
     
  9. Primsong

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    Ew ew ew ew ew!
     

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