Two 90 yr old men had been life long friends. Moe and Jack. Moe had gotten sick and was in the hospital and Jack visited him every day. They talked about how they had grown up together and had played baseball in their younger years. Jack said, "Moe we are not getting any younger and if one of us should die I would really like to know if their is baseball in heaven." If you should go before me get word back to me whether they have baseball in heaven and I will do the same for you. Unfortunately, Moe died the next day. Two days later, Jack is sleeping and a bright light enters the room and wakes him. A voice says" Jack wake up!" He asks who it is and the voice says it is Moe. Jack can't beleive it, you just died 2 days ago. Moe says I have Good news and Bad news. Jack asks what the good news is. They have baseball in heaven. It's always spring time with temperatures at 75 deg. and always sunny. We play baseball every day! Jack asks what is the bad news? Youre pitching next Tuesday!
