Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Love to all, Hank.....
Hank, perhaps you should forego the gun, and just strip down and face an intruder. I know that if I did that, any intruder would fall face forward on the floor and beg for mercy!
For a minute, I was tempted to ask who has been stealing your tomatoes. Thank you for a refreshing post on this theme.
Was about to give Hank a pat on the back for getting his permit since he is in one of those "other " states. But figured I had better read the post first. Glad I did,,still laughing !
