Grandpa's Medicinal Regimen

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    Grandpa's Medicinal Regimen:

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    Grandpa Medicinal Remedies ( photo / image / picture from Henry Johnson's Garden )
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    “For better digestion – I drink beer.
    In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
    In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
    In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
    And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.”
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    “When do you drink water?”
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    ..."I've never been THAT sick!!"
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    Love to all, Hank
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt041 :smt041 :rofl: :rofl: I must pass this one on to a few folks I know!!
     
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    Hank, That is a fabulous drawing. The joke was funny, but the picture.... Fabulous!
     
  4. marlingardener

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    Hank, I didn't know you knew my grandpa! Love the joke, and the picture just adds to it.
     

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