Wisconsin weather, you got to love it When it's; 65º above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens 60º above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe. 50º above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with their windows down. 40º above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt. 35º above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have their last cook out before it gets cold. 20º above zero: People in Miami all die. People in Wisconsin close the windows. Zero: Californians fly to Mexico. People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats. -10º Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door. -20º: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People from Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors. -30º: Santa Clause abandons the North Pole. People in Wisconsin get upset because they can't start their snow mobile. -40º: All Atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying "cold enough for ya". -50º: Hell freezes over. Wisconsin Public schools will open 2 hours late.
I lived in Wisconsin once. I know about most of that stuff. Now that I've been away over 20 years I shiver when it's below 50 degs. Yuck! dooley
Lol... I hate cold! We have a neighbor that is from way up North somewhere and he makes fun of me for being cold all the time. I am bundled up till spring in 2 pairs of socks and comfy warm jammies!!
