............................................. : HOW I LOST MY TEETH ... I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (woman) came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, "Hey sexy, I dig old guys, how about giving me your number?" I looked at her and said, "Do you have a pen?" "I sure do," she answered. "Well," I said, "You better get back into it before the farmer notices that you're missing." My dental surgery is on Friday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just another chuckle, fm HANK....
Well Hank, now you know not to mess with a Texas woman, even if she isn't just your type! Now I'm getting an idea of why so many Texas men are missing teeth . . . .
