How to Plant A Garden

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  1. coryg

    coryg New Seed

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    How To Plant Your Garden

    First, you Come to the garden alone,
    while the dew is still on the roses....

    FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING,

    PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS :

    1. Peace of mind
    2. Peace of heart
    3. Peace of soul

    PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:

    1. Squash gossip
    2. Squash indifference
    3. Squash grumbling
    4. Squash selfishness

    PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:

    1. Lettuce be faithful
    2. Lettuce be kind
    3. Lettuce be patient
    4. Lettuce really love one another

    NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:

    1. Turnip for meetings
    2. Turnip for service
    3. Turnip to help one another

    TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:

    1. Thyme for each other
    2. Thyme for family
    3. Thyme for friends

    WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE.

    THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

    NOT BAD,HUH?!
    Have a Great Day! :sete_012:
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Sounds like the perfect garden to me Cory!! Thanks for sharing that with us. :-D
     
  4. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Sounds like a wonderful garden Cory.
     
  5. Chitweed

    Chitweed In Flower

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    I like that...very much. Thanx for sharing.
     

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