How to tell if you are crazy

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well" said the director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub". " Oh I understand" said the visitor." A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup". " No" said the director, "A normal person would pull out the plug,. Do you want the bed near the window?"

 

I'll take the one closest to the emergency exit. Thank you!

 

But did you turn the water off?

 

ROFL I think I flunked out but thats ok .I've known for a long time

 

the hospital would be full soon, if this is the test used. nice one...