If your computer crashes.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

    When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions causes unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, then turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!!!
     
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  3. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    I like it, I have no idea what most if it means, but I like it. :oops: :oops:
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    I'm like Richard have know idea what it said but it really sounded good . :rolleyes: :D
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    To be perfectly honest I haven't a clue what most of it means either but I do love the way the words flow. :-D
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Being a geek I know what a lot of it means but in context it doesn't make sense. It's just a bunch of terminology pieced together quite nicely :D Very clever. Thanks for posting it Eils :smt023:
     

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