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  1. Crazy Orchid Lady

    Crazy Orchid Lady Seedling

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    If you choke a smurf,What color does he turn?
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    No colour. Smurfs doesn't exist :D

    But gnomes do...
     
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    Pinkiered The Rose Queen

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    Now what color would a Gnome turn if I choked one.....or four? HAHAHAHHA! :D
     
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    Well... I was also wondering what color gnomes turn when their stomach is upset? Purple?

    Also, what do you mean smurfs don't exist? http://www.smurf.com/ I say if they're on the internet, they do exist 'cause everything you read on the internet is true!!!
     



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    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    Everything you see on the internet is true? Ha, Ha, Ha!! Only about gnomes! dooley
     
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    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    Well I asked my nephew Tyler and Alan and they both answered purple together at the same time!! So a Smurf must turn purple when choked!!hehehe!!!
     
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    Well, then... it must be true - purple it is because Tyler and Alan says so!
     
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    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    Yeah that's right!!!LOL!
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    No colour. You can't choke a gnome. We have no necks!

    Besides each one of us is at least as tough as 10 'Rocky Balboas in Rocky IV' put together :D
     
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    Pinkiered The Rose Queen

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    HAHAH! Someone needs to lay off the gnomeberry juice! HAHAHA!
     
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    I hear that Pinkiered someone has had toooo much gnomeberry juice,that is tooo funny!!!
     
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    Yep, we should put him on an allowance so he can't have too much, he may turn purple like the smurfs!!
     
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    Well maybe if you squeeze his head he will turn blue. Ya think.
     

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