This was posted on the bulletin board at work. Dooley Inner Peace. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheese cake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel now. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.
It might work but I don't think I need inner peace bad enough to be flat on my face.Is just to funny Dooley.
