Irish Archaeologist

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  1. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Irish Archaeologist

    After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year,
    Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire
    dating back 100 years
    and came to the conclusion that their ancestors
    already had a
    telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that
    followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 20
    meters, and shortly
    after, headlines in the English newspapers read:
    'English archaeologists have found traces of 200 year
    old copper wire and have concluded that their
    ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
    communications network a hundred years earlier than
    the Scots'

    One week later, 'The Kerrymen,' a southwest Irish
    newsletter, reported the following: 'After digging as
    deep as 30 meters
    in peat bog near Tralee, Paddy O'Droll, a self
    taught archaeologist,
    reported that he found absolutely nothing. Paddy has
    therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland had
    already gone wireless.'
     
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  3. Biita

    Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager

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    :D hahahaha,, omg that is so cute,, an hilarious.. i loved it. Thanks for the smile.
     
  4. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Nice find Toni. What's even funnier (or sadder depending on your point of view) is that broadband is not so widespread in Ireland. In the country it is notoriously difficult to have. My brother gets it wirelessly but that was a pain to set up. Oh well.
     
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    That's hilarious! I love those jokes.
     



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    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Was Paddy wireless or clueless?
     
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    CritterPainter Awed by Nature

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    O so that's why I can't seem to get anything but dialup out here, shoulda guessed- the folks in much-more-rural Lake Limerick have it and I always wondered why!
     
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    Very cute toni.
     
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    Haha - the neverending rivalry between the Scots, English and Irish, good fun. :D
     
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    Sherry8 I Love Birds!

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    I like that one...
     
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    hee hee
     

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