It's a Fact

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by toni, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



    THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.:)
     
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  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D That's cute Toni!
     
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    teddybear In Flower

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    Good one!
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D :D Nice one Toni!!!
     

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