Jesus is watching you.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A burglar breaks into someone's house
    While he is looking around with his flash light
    he hears "Jesus is watching you". It made him jump.
    Again he hears it "Jesus is watching you".
    He searched the room he was in and then spotted a
    cage in the corner with a parrot in it. He says to the parrot,
    "did you just say that", "yes" says the parrot. The burglar then
    asks "what's your name then", the parrot replies "Moses". "That's an
    odd name to give a parrot, who did that then", the parrot replies, "the same
    person that named our Rottweiler Jesus".
     
  2. Jerry Sullivan

    Jerry Sullivan Garden Experimenter Plants Contributor

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    A joke who's bite is worse than the bark. :)

    Jerry
     
  3. Tooty2shoes

    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    :eek: All I can say is OUCH!
     

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