A burglar breaks into someone's house While he is looking around with his flash light he hears "Jesus is watching you". It made him jump. Again he hears it "Jesus is watching you". He searched the room he was in and then spotted a cage in the corner with a parrot in it. He says to the parrot, "did you just say that", "yes" says the parrot. The burglar then asks "what's your name then", the parrot replies "Moses". "That's an odd name to give a parrot, who did that then", the parrot replies, "the same person that named our Rottweiler Jesus".