Johnny's Dust

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Polly, Jan 2, 2007.

  1. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2006
    Messages:
    2,164
    Likes Received:
    6
    Location:
    Michigan
    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.

    "Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."

    "That's right, Johnny, I did."

    "And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."

    "Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"

    "Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"
     
  2. Loading...

    Similar Threads
    1. eileen
      Replies:
      2
      Views:
      90,791

  3. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2006
    Messages:
    2,475
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Zone 8b Louisiana
    We have that same problem Polly
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2005
    Messages:
    29,088
    Likes Received:
    6,282
    Location:
    Scotland
    I think I've got a few folks under mine!!!! :D :D
     
  5. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2005
    Messages:
    18,126
    Likes Received:
    2,259
    Location:
    Galway, Ireland
    Lol good find Polly. There is quite a bit of comin' and goin' surrounding me then :eek:
     
  6. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

    Joined:
    May 19, 2006
    Messages:
    9,512
    Likes Received:
    135
    Location:
    Texas
    Had me in ther too.I think coming and going maybe me half gone.:)
     

Share This Page