Just in time for Thanksgiving!

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.? Give this a try.

    Foolproof turkey recipe:
    8 - 15 lb. turkey
    1 cup melted butter
    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
    1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT(I'd probably use organic popcorn ))

    Salt/pepper to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

    Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's butt blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D :D Well I was taken in right up until the last sentence CK!!
     
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    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    Me too, eileen! :D
     
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    Your so bad Capt.:) :) :)
     



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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D Got me too Capt! :D
     
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    Now that is my kind of cooking!
     
  8. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Being posted in Jokes and Games, should have been a clue!
     
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    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    I don't check that, I just press the green ".. new forum posts"-button. That way the fun was double. :D
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    That's what I do too Droopy. As you say it makes it much more fun!! :-D
     
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    Tried it out with a chicken. Chicken flew out the back door and the dog got it. End of supper and story.
     
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