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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING


    PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
    1. Peas of mind
    2. Peas of heart
    3. Peas of soul



    PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
    1. Squash gossip
    2. Squash indifference
    3. Squash grumbling
    4. Squash selfishness


    PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:



    1. Lettuce be faithful
    2. Lettuce be kind
    3. Lettuce be patient
    4. Lettuce really love one another


    You Can't Have a Garden Without Turnips:
    1. Turnip for meetings
    2. Turnip for service
    3. Turnip to help one another


    To Conclude Our Garden We Must Have Thyme:
    1. Thyme for each other
    2. Thyme for family
    3. Thyme for friends


    Water Freely with Patience And Cultivate With Love!

    Thanks to my friend Baccie for sending me this. :D
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Clever word play Eileen, thank your friend for this :)

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    Knock knock,
    Who's there?,
    Lettuce,
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, I'm freezing my a** off out here!
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D :D :D :D Loved the knock, knock joke!!!!
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Eilene that is so right .Thank your friend for me please.
    Loved the knock knock joke Frank.
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Any texan knock knock jokes for us Glenda? I don't think I've ever heard one before.
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Knock Knock who there ?Tickum Tickum Who .Tickum up I'm a Tongue tied towboy.
     
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    Knock knock. Whos there? Banana.Banana Who ?Knock knock. Who there?Banana .Banana who.Knock knock .Whos there Banana .Banana who ? Knock Knock Whos there? Orange .Orange Who ?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana.:)
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    ,,,, :smt044 @ Glenda
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Lots and lots of knock knock jokes floating around Texas.:)
     
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    Knock Knock .Whos there ?Red .Red Who? Red hot pepper don't that just burn you up.:)
     
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    Love your jokes Glenda - keep 'em coming!!! :D :D
     
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    Knock Knock .Whos there?Dwayne,Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwounding .
     
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    Knock Knock Who's there?Aardvark! Aardvark who?
    Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

    Knock Knock Who's there?
    Aaron! Aaron who!Aaron on the side of caution!

    Knock Knock Who's there?
    Abbott! Abbott who?Abbott time you answered
    the door!

    Knock Knock Who's there?Abe!Abe who?
    Abe C D E F G H...!

    Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who?
    Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

    THATS ALL FOR NOW FRANK & EILEENE :)
     

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