Liars in church

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  1. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17."

    On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. "If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand." Nearly every
    hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very people I want to talk to. Mark has only 16 chapters."
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    [​IMG] Sneaky!!!!!
     
  4. Primsong

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    We had a sunday school teacher who pulled that one on us - LOL!
     
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    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Mind if I pass this on ?
     
  6. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    That is just so funny and a lesson to all.
     

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