Limerick #13 - Capt Kirk's Limerick

There once was a Capt named Kirk,

 

There once was a Capt named Kirk,
In his boot he carried a dirk

 

There once was a Capt named Kirk,
In his boot he carried a dirk
He used it to cut

 

There once was a Capt named Kirk,
In his boot he carried a dirk
He used it to cut
all the snow round his hut

 

There once was a Capt named Kirk,
In his boot he carried a dirk
He used it to cut
all the snow round his hut
For this winter was beginning to irk.