Lone Ranger joke

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  1. TheBip

    TheBip Young Pine

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning

    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What's it tell you, Tonto?"

    Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than a buffalo. It means someone stole tent."
     
  2. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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  3. Chitweed

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    Oh my. I love it! :smt081
     
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    That is to good!
     



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    Tonto always was a lot smarter that he was given credit for - *snicker*
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    :smt023 :sete_005: :D :smt044 :rofl:
    That was just to funny.
     
  7. marine683

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    Excellent!
     
  8. TheBip

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    I met the Lone Ranger and Silver :D (well, ok, not the originals cause theyre dead... but I did get to meet the current ones :D)
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    That would be fun Bip.
     

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