Losing Some of Your Load - Apologies to any Blondes on forum

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  1. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up to him. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says,

    "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load.'"

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken before, the blonde says brightly,

    "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    Al l out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window and again she says,

    "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it,he says...

    "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
     
  2. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D :D Too funny Toni!
     
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    :D Considerate young lady.
     
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    Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager

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    lol,, i've heard that one before,, buts it still funny!!!
     

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