Love letter.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    To my love,

    I shall seek and find you
    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
    I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan
    I will make you beg for mercy, beg me to stop.
    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I
    finish with you.
    You will be weak for days after my love making.

    All My Love,
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    The FLU

    p.s.

    Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu jab!!!!!!! :D :D
     
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  3. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    I got my flu shot at the doctor's last Monday. Today, I took Brian to the local Costco since he refuses to have anything to do with doctors. Dooley
     

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