. . . Subject: Missing wife A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing: Husband : - My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant : - What is her height? Husband: - Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall. Sergeant : - Weight?? ? Husband: - Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : - Color of eyes? Husband : - Never noticed. Sergeant : - Color of hair? Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe dark brown. Sergeant : - What was she wearing? Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant : - What kind of car did she go in? Husband : - She went in my truck. Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it? Husband : - Brand new ? 2014? Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package with gold hitch. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door............... At this point the husband started sniffling. Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love to all, Hank
Okay Hank, reverse the roles. I have MY truck, and my husband drives a sedan (I think that's what they are called--they don't have a bed for hauling mulch, chicken feed, and such). I'd sure miss him, but I'd definitely want my truck back !
