Momma, Papa and Baby Mole

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  1. Islandlife

    Islandlife Young Pine

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    A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
    all live together in a little mole hole.
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    One day, papa mole sticks his head
    out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
    ' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'

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    The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
    sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!'
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    Now baby mole is trying to stick his head
    out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't
    because the bigger moles are in the way.


    This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is....

    [​IMG] MOL ASSES !

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  2. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Poor little mole!!
     
  3. LIcenter

    LIcenter In Flower

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    Jockularity :eek:
     
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    marlingardener Happy

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    LIcenter, you must have watched Mash . . . .
     
  5. LIcenter

    LIcenter In Flower

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    I sure did! Loved that show. It's a shame he just passed on.
     
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