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This one had me laughing out loud - "Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow." I've got this piccie in my head of someone trying to stuff a whole mattress into their mouths!!!!
Lol,I thought of you and your hubby fighting that mattress and just laughed so hard maybe you and he looked like you were trying to swallow it
Good ones Capt. Kirk. I think a lot of times these silly warnings are from bad translations to English.
Eileen, I have seen a lot of people that could fit a whole mattress in their mouth. They are called politians!
You know, they only put those labels on there if people have tried to do em *lmbo* I bought this blanket for my (then) bf for christmas once, and the tag said "Do Not Dry In Oven"
