Nancy's goldfish

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  1. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    Little Nancy is in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peers over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster is doing, he politely asks, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

    "My goldfish died," replies Nancy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

    The neighbor is concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"


    Nancy pats down the last heap of earth, then replies, "That's because he's inside your *?*?*?*?* cat"
     
  2. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I know I really shouldn't laugh but what the heck!!!! :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:
     
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    I shouldn't have laughed either since we have cats but could not resist.
     
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    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    I love my cats but that was funny
     

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