I was just wondering if we shouldn't encourage literacy in snails and then encourage them to eat the book once they've finished it. Should keep 'em a little less mobile for the summer?
It is a great Idea however snails are slow readers and may starve to death before finishing the book. Assembling a respectable number of snails for reading class may be difficult as they are known drunks and often fall face first into their beer. It will be a challenge. Jerry
