A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on > vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the > worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors > were asking. > > > After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, > the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my > own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" the shopkeeper said with a > sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" > > > The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. > > > Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young > woman standing waist deep in the murky water, Gun in hand. As he brings his > car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With > lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it > up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly > up. > > > The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde > struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her > eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration : > > > "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" >
lets see,----- 8 dead gaters, 4 feet each, thats 32 bare feet, ---- there must be alot of shoes on the bottom of that there swamp.
