I have an outside yard swing that sets in the back yard. I set in it in the mornings because it's in the sun. In the afternoon it's in the shade when it's hot. Well, the robins like to perch on the top cross bar. When they do, they make the swing unusable from pooping on it! There were 4 Robins perched on it a little while ago and they must have been there for about 30 minutes!
Time to drag out the garden hose Captain. Unless you can teach the robins how to use the hose. My wife will not park her car on the portion of the driveway under where the utility lines cross rendering part of the driveway useless. :-( Jerry
The yard bench is obviously very comfy both for you and the robins CK. They know a good thing when they see it. :-D