Joe forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Joe got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Joe is not yet well enough to have visitors.
ER, like your Schrodinger caption. And also like Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc "We happily feast on those who would subdue us."
Thanks Pondlady. I've been wondering how long it would take someone to ask about the signature. I was also wondering if anyone would understand the "Schrodinger's Cat" reference.
Very funny, thanks for sharing. I sent this one to my mother and a few aunties. Evil Roy, loved your quote. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. LOL. Hope I have this one right. I take no responsibility for ill written Latin, ha! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Karen Marie
You had to bring woodchucks into the badger/gnome/barbra streisand conspiracy? And now we need to know how much wood they can chuck???
