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Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by marlingardener, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll be a liar for life.
     
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  2. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    Give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    dr
     
  3. Tooty2shoes

    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    Yikes you two! Just so it is not 50 guys on a pontoon boat fishing for Moby Dick. It's a whale of a story. :D
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D :D You lot can cheer me up no end!!
     



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  5. cherylad

    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    I agree with Eileen... can always find a good chuckle or two or three here.
     
  6. Jerry Sullivan

    Jerry Sullivan Garden Experimenter Plants Contributor

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    I needed that!! thanks. :)

    Jerry
     
  7. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Teach a man to fish and you won't see him all day!
     

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