Someone just posted this now on FaceBook. It seems that a guy ordered some kind of an enlargement device (for a certain male body part), online - What he got wasn't what he was expecting, however he also can't say that it doesn't work... The unmentionable word of that male body part I have censored with black, while a swearword I have covered with red, (as well as concealing the identities of everyone else) - But I'm sure if all of you put your mind to it, then you can easily understand what just happened here!
Hehe, I'm getting notifications that I've inherited an unknown relative. Also, I've got funds waiting to be returned to me. I could be a millionaire in both dollars and GBP according to my e-mails. Too bad I'm such a sceptic.
