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  1. SongofJoy57

    SongofJoy57 In Flower

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    tales that I found . . .

    My elderly grandma loved to cook, and my granddad loved gardening. One day she needed an onion for her meatloaf, and went to the mesh bag he had hung near the back door to get one. They both found the resulting dish tasty — although different. The next morning, as he reached for the mesh bag, Granddad announced that he had better plant those tulip bulbs before it rained.
    :rolleyes:

    My aunt, whose talents do not include gardening, was planting seeds in her garden one afternoon when I dropped by to visit. As I gazed at her not-too- straight rows, I suggested that she mark each row so that she would know what she had planted. Without hesitation she replied, "Young lady, this is a garden, not a cemetery. I expect all of these seeds to come up and identify themselves."
    :-x

    IT WAS such a beautiful spring like day that I went out in my yard to do some gardening. I saw my neighbor diligently planting rosebushes and walked over to advise her that she would have better luck if she waited a few weeks. But before I could say anything, she placed her forefinger on her lips. As we walked back into my yard, she whispered, "I know it's a little early and you know it's a little early, but I don't think the roses know."
    :eek:
     
  2. Droopy

    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    :smt005 I love them, all three! Actually, I recognize the thoughts in that last one...
     
  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I hope you find some more stories like that as I thoroughly enjoyed reading all three. :D
     
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    Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager

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    Those are great! so darn cute. Thank you for the smiles...
     



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  5. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    How cute! Imagine that...Tulip meatloaf!:)
     
  6. Sjoerd

    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    those had me chortling. They were brilliant.
    Thanks. :)
     
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    olive_green New Seed

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    It had me laughing...Anyways, keep posting for more..Thanks..:)
     
  8. kaseylib

    kaseylib Young Pine

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    I can relate...our family has eaten a tulip bulb or two. I love the wisdom of the aunt in story two.
     

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