Political Aphorisms

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  1. Henry Johnson

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    Political Aphorisms


    If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

    ~Jay Leno~

    The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

    ~Henry Cate, VII~


    We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

    ~Aesop~


    If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.

    ~Will Rogers~


    Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

    ~Nikita Khrushchev~

    When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

    ~Clarence Darrow~


    Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

    ~Author unknown~



    Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

    ~John Quinton~


    Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to

    protect each from the other.

    ~Oscar Ameringer~



    I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

    ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~


    A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

    ~Tex Guinan~



    I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

    ~Charles de Gaulle~


    Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

    ~Doug Larson~


    There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.

    ~Will Rogers~

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    Love to all, Hank....
     
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  3. marlingardener

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    Hank, after enduring the silly season of local and state elections, I feel every one of those statements is true. We need fewer politicians and more statesmen (and women)!
     
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    LOL, I am going to frame this and hang it on my wall !
     
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    Every word is so true!! However if we didn't have politicians who would we have such enjoyment poking fun at? :D :D
     

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