Grandma is turning 100, so the family decided that they would have a cookout and celebrate Granny's special day too. Now Grandma didn't walk too good so they put her in a wheel chair. That way they could push her around and get to visit with everyone. But Granny didn't talk too well either, but she had a pencil and pad of paper and could write down what she wanted to say. Well she was setting there in her wheel chair and she started to lean over to the right and someone straightened her up and put some pillows beside her to keep her from leaning. Pretty soon she started to lean to the left and they sat her up and propped her with pillows. After a bit she leaned forward and someone got a pillow and put it on her chest and then tied her to the chair to keep that from happening again. Timmy her 14 yr old grandson walked up to her and said, Hi Grandma, how are they treating you? Granny got her pad and wrote down, THEY WON'T LET ME FART!
