Red neck wood splitter.

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Bubba had promised Cooter that he would split his firewood for him. He calls the County Sheriff and tells him he thinks that Cooter is dealing drugs. They asked him where he hides them. He says he hollows out a log and puts it in the woodpile with all the logs. About an hour later, he sees 4 sherriffs cars on there way to Cooters trailer. That evening he gets a call from Cooter saying that his firewood is all split and he must have worn himself out splitting all that wood in 95 deg. weather!
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Now that's what I call a stroke of genius!!! :D :D
     
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    Poor Cooter, gues the woods split any way.
     
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    Sounds like a smart redneck to me :)
     

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